Tag: Satire
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A Letter from an Alpha Male

Dear Question Culture Hosts, My pen scratches across the paper. The only sound in the quiet cabin. Outside, the wind whips through the pines, a challenge I meet head-on with each exhale. Maybe that’s dramatic, but that’s the thing about being an alpha male–things just feel a little more intense. Listen, I’m not here to…
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My Fellow Americans, Fuck You!

A Letter from Uncle Sam Greetings, my fellow Americans, This is Uncle Sam, or U.S. for short. My dear fellow Americans, I know many of you need healthcare, a living wage, and to get your student loan debt canceled. Well, too fucking bad. You damn peasants! I’m Uncle Sam, and I got wars to fund, dammit.…
