Dear Question Culture Hosts,
My pen scratches across the paper. The only sound in the quiet cabin. Outside, the wind whips through the pines, a challenge I meet head-on with each exhale. Maybe that’s dramatic, but that’s the thing about being an alpha male–things just feel a little more intense. Listen, I’m not here to brag. I built this cabin with my own two bare hands. I can handle this grizzly bear that’s been circling the perimeter.
That’s what a real Alpha Male does: fight the bear. Ladies need protection from dangerous, godless murder machines known as bears. Only the Femi Nazis on the Internet chose to run into a bear versus running to a man if they were alone in the woods. That’s only because they’ve only known soy boys like Brian and Lornett, the host of the Question Culture Podcast. Deep down inside, they know that an Alpha Male like myself will judo chop the shit outta that bear. Lornett may be a U.S. Navy veteran, but I once took an online Intro to Being an Alpha Course at Christian Canyon College. It was more brutal than any military deployment!
I overheard my ex-girlfriend listening to the Question Culture podcast on the Man-O-Sphere. They dared to shit-talk my heroes, Andrew Tate, Jordan Peterson, Joe Rogan, and Kevin Samuels. I can’t believe they had the nerve to say Andrew Tate’s Hustler’s University is a scam for misguided men. Well, that’s a damn lie. I’m the freaking Dean of Real Manhood at Hustler’s University. Brian and Lornett are just two commie sissies who’ve been feminized by the hippie-liberal agenda. Thanks, Obummer! That’s why I broke up with my girlfriend. She was listening to this woke indoctrination on the Question Culture podcast; plus, she turned just 20 and got old. Gross!
For years, my ex-girlfriend refused to listen to my Joe Rogan Experience playlist on Spotify, but will now tune in to the Snowflake Question Culture podcast. Lornett claims he’s five foot seven inches and a short king. Is any man under six feet a real man? That’s not a rhetorical question. They aren’t. I am because I’m six foot four, a real manly man. I’m sure Lornett’s wife wears the pants in their relationship. But she can barely fit Lornett’s tiny little pants. Damn, dwarf. I listen to real podcasts like Fresh & Fit; they’re two Alpha Males hosts, unlike those pansies Brian and Lornett.
My mother saw my potential and named me Adam, like the first man. My mom told me when I was a baby, I smelled like gasoline, a pack of Marlboro Reds, and Axe Body spray. Brian and Lornett, hosts of the Question Culture Podcast, are contributing to the emasculation of men in today’s society. Lornett is a name that sounds silly and feminine. Totally gay, bruh.
I only read books if they’re by the Big Bad Booty Daddy Jordan Patterson. He loves benzos just like me. Hell, I’ve even snorted crushed benzos off a stripper’s tits in Miami back in 2019. Because that’s what Alpha Males do. My surrogate Dad, Jordan Peterson, is a proud “Western Chauvinist,” which means he’s a racist. Just like me. The Diversity Industrial Complex is outta hand these days. My favorite book by him is “Clean Up Your Room and Stand Up Straight Buddy.” Besides Big Daddy Peterson’s books, I read no other books.
Nothing gets into my superior Alpha Male brain. Andrew Tate is super intelligent, and he doesn’t read books either. He’s such a Top Double O.G., O.G. that women love him, even if he forces them to stay with him against their will. The news said Tate and his brother Tristan are human traffickers. He’s a real man who wouldn’t let a woman drive in traffic. You’re a cuck if you let a woman drive you around. Even if you’re a first-grade boy whose mom is driving you to elementary school. You better man up, little tike, and learn how to drive yourself to school, damnit. Allegations against Tate are fake news, anyway.
Brian and Lornett said that the Man’s Rights movement is super conservative. But I’m not a conservative; I’m damn libertarian, which means I know Hogwarts magic and can rebuild a 1964 Ford Mustang engine with one hand while blindfolded. Because that’s what real Alpha Males do. The hosts of Question Culture are just simps who haven’t escaped the Matrix; take the red pills, bruh. Also, Trump 2024!
According to the podcast, Brian identified as vegan. That’s so queer. Like my Alpha Male heroes, my diet consists solely of meat. Every day is a feast of bacon, burgers, and steaks, my friend. They are spreading misinformation about the COVID-19 vaccines. Vaccines are for pussies. If it’s part of God’s plan for me to get polio, then I won’t question it. Thanks to HGH and creatine milkshakes, my immune system is flawless. If I get really sick, I just take a horse tranquilizer. The doctor’s offices are lily-livered punks.
I’m a true Alpha Male; I don’t have sex with a woman unless it’s for procreation. I plan to have as many children as Genghis Khan, millions of little rugrats. If you have sex with women for enjoyment, you’re gay. In fact, if you show any woman any type of affection, you’re a beta and totally gay. I’m sure Lornett and Brian have all sorts of gay sex with their wives. Disgusting!
A women’s place isn’t in the House or the Senate. They should be barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen – in an actual house. God made women’s feet smaller so they can stand closer to the kitchen cabinet when they fix me dinner. That’s why I have a PhD, a Pimpin’ Hoes Degree. Wimps like Lornett and Brian know nothing about that.
Besides getting over the hill, my ex-girlfriend suggested she wanted to attend school to become a lawyer. Her life goal should have been to marry an Alpha Male like me and have sixty children. I don’t understand why NFL star Harrison Butker’s brave and bold commencement speech triggers all the crybabies on social media. He’s spitting nothing but facts. He’s right. The feminist agenda has misled women into thinking that education matters for their succes. in life. You don’t need to be smart or have common sense if you’re a hot high-value babe. Only fat uggos go to college. A woman’s only purpose is to serve Sweet Baby Jesus, their husband, be hot, and never turn 30.
I don’t apologize for taking the red pill upon waking from The Matrix. Once my crypto business blows up, I’m gonna buy a yacht. If those Red Army orcas try to sink a super yacht, I’ll body slam those Free Willy rejects back into the ocean. I must continue my task of cutting down the redwood tree behind my log cabin while I write this heartfelt letter. Right after, I wrestle this bear. I tell you good people to turn off the Woke-Mind-Hive Question Culture Podcast. Unlike Brian and Lornett, I’m a true dominant alpha male.
Sincerely,
Adam “The Real Alpha Male” Savage
Evolving Folks Project 