Category: Satire
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A Day in the Life of a Grown-Ass Millennial
This year we millennials are officially becoming middle-aged. I can now consider myself an elder millennial. Never thought I’d be an elder, but life happens. The last 20 years of millennials’ lives have been marred by crazy historical moments and events. I can’t believe we survived Y2K for this shit here: The terrorist attacks of…
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A Letter from a Liberal
Dear Evolving Man Project, My name is Rebecca Spektuurmanger. My pronouns are she/her. I’m a stay-at-home mom and feminist from San Marino, California. I run the Karen Loves Raisins Podcast. I wanted to write your website after coming across your Question Culture podcast about the Two-Party System while on my daily jog. Then I decided to…
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A Letter from a Libertarian
Dear Evolving Man Project, My name is Tanner Bartholomew Yalden. I’m writing to this “Social Justice Warriors R’ Us” website in response to the Question Culture Podcast episodes I and II on Libertarianism. This is a rebuttal to Lornett Vestal and his rubbish podcast spewing fake news about us Libertarians. Along with your Far-Left-liberal co-host,…
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Holding Space for the Revolution: 5 Tips for Becoming a Better Leader in 2021
COVID-19. The social uprising. The Capitol riot. Ongoing police violence. The kids are still in cages, and Biden’s probably going to finish Trump’s border wall. The Derek Chauvin trial. Candace Owens’ edges are still struggling. To say the least, there’s a lot going on. If you’re feeling like your inner revolutionary wants to take action…
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The Series Finale of the United States of America
Coronavirus! Coronavirus! Coronavirus! The United States has become the leper colony of the world as the global COVID19 pandemic rages on. A quarter of the world’s infected resided in the U.S. Despite all this, Congress is still debating how to give its fellow citizens the least amount of COVID relief possible. Despite the massive loss…
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Letter from a Proud Boy
Dear Evolving Man Project, My name is Jack Asserman. All my friends call me Jac. I’m a proud member of the Proud Boys. I want to thank this ‘race-baiting, I hate whitey’ website for giving a platform to one of the most marginalized groups in the United States, “the white man!” It’s completely okay for…
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The Week in Stories Around the Globe
‘On the brink of disaster’: Europe’s Covid fight takes a turn for the worse The stakes are certainly high. Bavaria’s outspoken governor, Markus Söder, said bluntly that “Europe’s prosperity is at stake”. But while it warned that without countermeasures daily coronavirus deaths in Europe could reach four or five times their April peak within months,…
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Coronavirus Catches a Case of the Trumps
On Friday, October 2nd, 2020, the public was shocked and flabbergasted to find out the Novel Coronavirus has been infected with a case of the Donald J. Trumps. Mrs. Rona is still recovering from her deadly bout with Trump. The Evolving Man Project’s unnamed source tell us that Mrs. Rona is being treated at Walter…
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I Have a ‘Black’ Friend
If You Got some White Friends… White folks, it is not the responsibility of your black friend, colleague, or romantic partner to educate you about racism. There are libraries and history books for that! White folks, just because you read a book by Cornel West that one time doesn’t make you an expert on…
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