Evolving Folks Project

Dear Evolving Man Project,

My name is Cornelius Oliver Octavius Needham. I’m back! It’s been four long and horrible years under the tyranny of the hippie-liberal Democrats and that literal brain dead doofus Joe Biden.

Now, the commie who runs this joke of a website, Lornett Vestal, is still spewing his poison to the world. I can’t believe that he is a military veteran. He served white America in the world’s hugest fighting force, the United States Armed Forces. Like The Donald, I couldn’t join the Army in 1998 due to a case of the cooties. I continue to be a part of a militia because I see the 2nd Amendment as just as crucial as the Ten Commandments. Lornett’s support for misinformation and divisive language on his blog shows a complete disregard for our nation and the principles of its Founding Fathers.

I’ve listened to his socialist blame America for everything terrible podcast called Question Culture. He called the Founding Fathers of these United States “slave owners!” George Washington gave those heathen Africans free housing, free food, and our savior white sweet baby Jesus. White people gave the black man civilization. They are the reason we are not still living in mud huts and howling at the moon in Africa. During slavery, the black family was all about togetherness, unlike the dysfunctional black family nowadays. The Woke Mob Mind Hive of 1864 pressured the Great Republican President Abe Lincoln to grant freedom to the slaves. Except for Texas. They ensured that the world remained just for another two years after the Emancipation Proclamation. Now we’re stuck celebrating another reverse-racist holiday in Juneteenth. Lornett Vestal’s Question Culture co-host, Brian, is a white man. But he’s ashamed of his whiteness because he learned about Critical Race Theory in school. Thanks, Obama!

I’m still black, and very unhappy about it. Although I am color blind. I don’t see race. People tell me I’m black, and I believe them because I can dance on beat, believe Kale is just white people’s greens, and watched countless crappy Tyler Perry movies. What a hack Tyler Perry is, and it’s a shame that Hollywood fell for his DEI hustle and gave him a handout to make him a billionaire. There are barely any good white folks in his films, but like me, he loves white Jesus. The Madea character really annoys me. By dressing in drag, Mr. Perry is promoting the Gay Agenda within the black community. It’s a widely known fact that drag shows cause harm to America. The more men wear dresses, the more Marjorie Taylor Green moves toward becoming an openly out butch lesbian.

I divorced my black wife because she voted for Genocide Biden. We black conservatives are freethinkers, and she wasn’t thinking freely. To escape the betrayal of my ex-wife, who was an avid Antifascist, I moved from Atlanta, GA to Appleton, WI. However, the town offers little beyond frozen lakes, bratwursts, and beautiful snow bunnies. I was so happy to leave Wakanda, aka Atlanta. It’s too ghetto with too many trifling and shiftless negroes running about.

My ex-wife was part of the reason my home state of Georgia went Blue in 2020. I believe that Governor Brian Kemp and Vice President Michael Pence betrayed their positions by not securing Trump as our Commander In Chief for life. It’s in the greatest document ever written, the Constitution. It says somewhere in there that Trump can be president forever, and who needs elections anyway? Trump’s mental capacity is comparable to that of my favorite African, Elon Musk. If it’s not specified in the Constitution, the Supreme Court can make something up like they always do. Being a Yale trained lawyer myself, I am aware of this.

My ex-wife blamed Trump for her getting The COVID. That’s not on our Great White Dope, Donald J. Trump. Nope, you can blame it on those sneaky Chinese people. The only thing the Chinese gave the world was fireworks, the Wu-Tang Clan and the damn Kung Flu. She also got mad because I refused to get The COVID vaccine. I refuse to receive vaccines created by what I view as idiot government bureaucrats. Bill Gates puts microchips in those vaccines that will track me everywhere I go. Only a corporation like Google can invade my privacy 24/7, not Uncle Sam. When I fall ill, I follow Joe Rogan’s example and use horse tranquilizers. Without fail, they operate like magic.

Now, I have a beautiful white girlfriend named Karen, who is a divorced window and card-carrying member of the NRA. An illegal immigrant ate her husband. I know the illegals are here to steal black jobs, but they shouldn’t have to worry too much. Because many of my fellow black people don’t work since “Let’s Go Brandon” stole the 2020 election. They got handouts with those damn stimmy checks from the Dummycrats. My money is going towards supporting lazy freeloading moochers in the projects.

I was ready to storm the Capitol on January 6, 2021, but I got a tummy ache and had to stay in my hotel room. I had a range of symptoms, including diarrhea, body aches, sore throat, loss of taste and smell, and breathlessness when climbing stairs. The doctor informed me about having The COVID, but I challenged their statement by asserting that Patriots cannot contract the Kung Flu. Patriots storm the Capitol to ensure that loser, I mean winner Donald J. Trump, stays in power.

The “libturds” have realized that Joe Biden, also known as Sleepy Joe, may not be the best choice for President. And there is a better choice for the President. His name is Donald J. Trump. People continue to label him as a convicted criminal. It’s all fake news. The trial was a sham. Trump claimed he used hush money to pay off a pornstar to save America. Mr. Trump is such a saintly figure. Giving charity to women who sleep with him, including his super hot wife, Melania Trump. White Jesus broke the mold when he created her. Big Daddy Trump being on trial earns him street cred with the zoomers. No cap.

Just like Andrew Tate, Donald Trump is not only physically fit but also incredibly sexy. No Diddy! Trump is what we call an O.G. The man was shot 450 times at his rally in July 2024 and lived to tell the tale. The man is a true hip-hop legend. Why do you think Lil’ Wayne, Sexyy Red, Da Baby, Amber Rose, and Kanye West all love Trump? If those black individuals are in favor of Trump, all black individuals should be. Democratic administration provides welfare checks and handouts to black people. Under Republicans, blacks have to pull up their pants, put down the 40oz, and get jobs. That’s what Project 2025 is all about. Empowering the black community.

Don’t listen to Taraji P. Henson and the militant black elites. Prison is an excellent jobs program for young black men from “da hood.”” And even Jim Crow Joe Biden could agree with that sentiment. I can’t wait for my short drive to that shithole city known as Milwaukee. It’s like Chicago, only smaller but still filled with violent thugs, unlike the nice, troubled, young white man who shot at Trump. He was bullied by LGBTABCDEFG people. That young man was having a bad day and tried to assassinate the President. I’m sure he was trying to impress Comrade AOC. In July 2024, a defiant Trump will grace that godforsaken city with his glorified presence and usher in a new era of McDonald’s Fascism. Oops, I mean Freedom.

Black folks, I said it before, and I will repeat it. Get off the Democratic Party Plantation and come to the Big House on the Republican Party Plantation. They have plenty of White Claw, whippings, parsnips, and potato salad with raisins in it. Yummy! I want to thank the Marxist soy boy who runs this website for letting me drop some actual truth. Remember in November, MAGA, my NAGA!

Sincerely,

Cornelius Oliver Octavius Needham Esq.